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Umineko no Naku Koro ni -Episode 5-
The image in the middle is my favourite BTW
I must overcome my bad habit of calling Umineko Umeniko… Anyways! It was about time I changed my writing style! I also wanted to post this yesterday when I watched the RAW but I had to edit all those images so… ^^; Here is my late post. My mom is a bitch cause she was playing on my computer and I couldn’t post this earlier >.< Oh! I also numbered the pictures because I wanted to write my thoughts about each one of them :P
This episode can be easily can be simply divided into small sections:
1. Natsuhi’s Death (She deserved it)
1. I am a freaky psycho Hahahahaha
2. Got any problem with that?
3. Stand there on one foot shity child
4. Hands up! I have rifle
5. So you are not gonna listen…
6. Die you stupid fucking ass-hole witch1
7. Look at my shining teeth
8. 100 points for amazing shot in the head2
9. Bewb scrubbing is the new trend
So in the beginning of the episode a hot-tempered Battler demands explanations from Maria but Jessica and George are here to save the day3 whereas Natsuhi stays behind4 Once again we get Maria’s I-like-it-but-you-don’t hysterical laugh and some poor excuses like: Beatrice told me face the wall, I am innocent. Battler then throws the it-looks-like-a-candlestick-to-me thingie5 and shakes Maria to the rhythm of music. Jessica has actually pissed her pants and remembers that her mother stayed behind and turns back to find a blocked door. We get Natsuhi’s awesome last facial and right when the others open6 the door they find Natsuhi lying on the floor with a shot on her head7 and then Jessica commits suicide the second mother’s-bewbs-abusing scene in the anime made by Jessica and Natsuhi®
2. Game Over (Or not)
10. Give Mama a BIG hug
11. I wants a hug too >.<
12. How do you fancy my new contacts?
13. This is my favorite image of all times! I wish I could have it on my background ^^
14. I can shoot better than Natsuhi. Take this!
15. Guess again! You are in Butterfly Land!
16. OMG Battler looks really cute in this pic!
17. *Berserk Mode* I made it look like he has an M-16 LOL!
18. “I love beer cause beer is good, I could drink because I shoot…” Maria performs a random song LOL!
At this point Maria asks Beatrice for the Promised Golden Land and when the clock strikes midnight a golden butterfly enters the stage! Battler shoots it and guess! You hit the JACKPOT! More butterflies come right away. Battler gets nuts and destroys a piece of art8. Then we get to see the, probably, most confusing scene since the anime started: A random fisherman on a random beach finds a bottle which contains a letter written by Maria in which she asks the one who finds it to reveal the truth behind the Mass Murder Case. Got mind-raped now? Don’t think too much over it…just wait…
3. Triggering the Bad Ending and loading from memory card! Tea Party #1
19. *Stretches* I think I am getting old
20. Blah blah blah… Someone shut her up!
21. Don’t hate me guys. It was all part of the plot although I would happily kill you all again
22. George is back! *Maria smiles at the camera*
23. Escape-from-George’s-proposal plan: Failure!
24. Kanon’s ressurection plan: Success9!
25. Is it my idea or Jessica is staring at Kanon’s…furniture…? O.O
26. Do they get cakes because they survived?!? That’s not fair! I survived Maria’s uuu~! I deserve a cake too >.< OMG it’s huge!
27. Hey George? Wanna cheat on Shanon? My breasts are bigger than hers10
Surprise! Time’s up and now we’ll have to restart the game! Everyone agre es that if they had tried to solve the riddle from the beginning they would have probably won. More blabbering follows and we now have the honor to present you Shanon and Kanon! REVIVED! We don’t see any crying scenes but unfortunately the characters’ comments on their own deaths11 ! Our section ends with Jessica’s presenting our next one:
4. All hail Beatrice!!!12
28. Jessica on her try to imitate Maria’s laugh. That was a good try No chance!
29. You thought you weren’t gonna see Maria’s psycho face again? You should think twice!
30. Battler on his try to imitate Maria’s psycho face. I still prefer Maria which means you sucked
31. Maria’s piggy face! It looked like she was gonna explode for a moment
32. Notice the hole in the portrait? Beatrice comes to take revenge!!!
33. Ahhh! The eternal beauty of a butterfly -^.^-
34. Did you say Beatrice?
35. Beatrice’s boobs are scarier than she is! *Battler does his prayer*
36. Hey there! Looking for a good time13?
Jessica and then everyone else admits that Beatrice really exists. However, Battler doesn’t seem to agree with that. When he asks for Beatrice to show herself, she responds by doing just that! Some epic thunderbolts and there you have it! Battler proves to be rather clumsy ans falls down14! Beatrice doesn’t hesitate to show her “affection” for Battler and says that there was a problem with loading the memory card xD
5. Beatrice on Rampage!
37. Beatrice will fight with her pipe!
38. That picture actually is shown later but it matched the pattern better that way xD
39. And, yes! Battler will fight with bare hands! Guess who wins?
40. I enjoyed watching Shanon being killed again and again
41. I shouldn’t have eaten this yogurt15
42. Kanon ressurection plan: Success! Failure16!
43. Maria is always optimistic!
44. Probably the most delightful scene since the anime started. At least for those who hate Maria! And I am not one of them…
45. That’s a show of dexterity from Beatrice Productions®! Not even a drop of blood touched the teacups!
Battler tries desperately to prove that there is a trick behind Beatrice’s story so Beatrice decides to prove him wrong and reviews the still unexplained events which is followed by everyone’s, including Maria’s, death! They didn’t even get to finish their tea! Cruel Beatrice :O
6. Tea Party #2 All hail Bernkastel!!!
46. I can’t even think that Studio DEEN® made Beatrice’s breasts bigger than mine -.-
47. You can’t really see it but Bernkastel’s feet don’t touch the floor! She is that short!
48. Plum leaves tea…hmm…it’s not that great -.-
49. You can’t really see this too but Bernkastel has a cat tail -^.^-
50. I LOVE these eyes!
51. This tea party is privé so it is only us witches here!
52. The hell you looking at?
53. I can see myself in there! I can! I can! *Jumps all around the room*
54. Bernkastel’s BEST look of all times!
Suddenly we see a tea-drinking lady and Beatrice butts in other people’s business again. The two witches start exchanging compliments with Bernkastel being the best of the two. However, Bernkastel doesn’t seem to be fond of boasting! Bernkastel is now my #1 favourite character bringing Maria to the 2nd place. I still like Maria the same! When Beatrice gets the hell out of the room, Bernkastel turns to the invisible man17 and says that she will lend him her powers just to kill her boredom. At this point Bernkastel seems rather confident about her abilities and shows her evil face with a top ranked evil smile! Oops…! End of the episode! I will however continue this post to point out the spots os attention for this episode!
1. A letter written by Maria is found on a random beach and expresses her desire for the truth to be revealed!!! My theory on that is that the Maria that we see on the mansion is not actually the real one. The change could have taken place when Beatrice met her on the first episode because from that moment on Maria had a psycho look on her face almost every time! This just a theory so I don’t accept disagreement comments :P You can freely post your opinion on this as long as it’s stays personal.
2. After the time’s up, Battler is found on a room filled with illusion Ushiromiyas18! It seems like we’ll get many play-overs!
3. Bernkastel and the invisible man! The person Bernkastel was talking to was most probably Battler. However there is a little flaw on the theory: Battler doesn’t believe in witches! This doesn’t mean, however, that we can exclude him from being the invisible man! Still, this leads us to the next candidate who is Maria! Maria has a highest possibility of being the invisible man in comparison with the other members but has a stronger flaw that Battler: the letter which was found on the random beach! From what it writes inside, we get the impression that the real Maria is already dead or in the best case scenario somewhere far away from the island. Next come Jessica and George with equal chances because they survived. Next in order is a brand new character! With many flaws following him of course: why would an outsider help them? We need someone with a relation to the family. Next comes someone from the rest of the family whose chances are minimal. And last comes Kinzou with a 0,0000000000…01% chance because he loves Beatrice.
It sure does…
Annotations
1. or bitch, the choice is yours [↩]
2. that wasn't so symmetrical btw [↩]
3. Too bad! I was hoping for a Rosa-style slapping again [↩]
4. BIG mistake [↩]
5. Second BIG mistake [↩]
6. actually break [↩]
7. that was actually headed for Beatrice [↩]
8. meaning Beatrice's portrait [↩]
9. Fangirls are screaming all around the world [↩]
10. Jessica you big liar! [↩]
11. Like we care [↩]
12. kanzeon came up with the amazing title: It's the with,b*tch! [↩]
13. Beatrice is a whore :O [↩]
14. which seemed more epic than the thunderbolts to me [↩]
15. that had actually passed its expiration date O.O [↩]
16. Fangirls stop screaming all around the world and watch stunned [↩]
17. who is most likely Battler [↩]
18. Did you actually though these were the real ones? Their opinions didn't seem so original [↩]
Related posts:
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni -Episodes 1-3-
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni -Episode 4-
- Umineko No Naku Koro Ni II-VI
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni -Episode 6-
- Umineko No Naku Koro Ni III-I
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There is also a high possibility that someone else using Maria’s name and wrote that letter. We have no prove that Maria did wrote it. It could be anyone.
Bernkastel might not talk to any character in the anime at all. She just might break the 4th wall and talk directly to the viewers.
@Veldril: Yeah right! And Battler could actually be gay! About Bernkastel… And why would Bernkastel help us with her magic? Have you actually seen the episode and read/listened to what exactly she says? I am just writing reviews!
He, he, he! I read it before it got posted!!! (It’s because it’s my brother writing this post, of course I would be the first to read it!)
I couldn’t stop laughting throughout all the reading process (I didn’t know my bro could actually be THAT funny *shocking revelation*!). it was way too much for me to hold back!
So, from your point of view, Natsuhi deserved it. Well… I have no real objections to that! But remember that I had predicted that she would die from her own gun (too bad she didn’t try shooting Maria, as I wanted, too). And as I had predicted (yeah, I had predicted more than that!), Maria almost danced over her dead aunt’s body from her happiness (Maria is insane and I could see as much, we share the same name AND madness)…
And then Battler gets crazy “I don’t wanna die”! Well, we don’t want to die, either, but RELAX man, you scared us to death there!!! But in pic 16 he was very cute!!!
“Wow! Did they actually revive?” was the reaction when I saw them all having tea there… And here we have Beatrice (she’s the witch, bitch)!!! I was glad when Beatrice showed up again (and I liked it when she killed them all again, too! It was so like Beatrice!). Entertained by Battler’s insanity and naivete, she’s declared war with his logic! I’d like to see Battler proving there’s no magic in the end…
And HELL YEAH! A new entry in the field! All hail Berkastel! Her personality is the one of the little queen (no problem with me!) and generally I like her.
But who the hell was she talking to in the end? For a while I thought she was talking to the viewers, but then again…we can’t do anything about her boredom (nor did we ask her to borrow us her magic), so it must have been Battler the one she was talking to… The chances she would be talking to someone else instead of him are minimal…
Okay, done for today, I have my own work to do, so see ya next time!
Oh man, gotta watch this first. But if I really had to shoot someone first? Shoot Maria. Shoot Maria. Shoot Maria. D=
@Seinime: No love for little Maria :( If I had the gun I would have shot Jessica >=D Because I hate her
Well, I did view the anime. In fact, I even played the visual novel…
It’s not clear even in the original material that, whom did Bernkastel direct those statements too. That person could be the viewer/player or Battler or even someone else. As long as there’s a possibility that she’s breaking the fourth wall, you cannot deny it. Well, you can say that it’s a kind of Devil’s Proof here.
@Veldril: I didn’t deny it :O I just stated that it is less possible that Bernkastel broke the 4th wall! (If she did I’ll make her pay for that wall)
would you mind sharing a link of the tea party in the anime? please.. >__>
I’ve been looking through Umineko vids but all I could got is the game version of the tea party..
I really really wish to watch the anime version.. =(
It doesn’t matter if it’s raw and have no subtitle yet..I could understand it somehow..
@heLLzCat: It’s not that difficult! You just have to watch Umineko episode 5! It’s on the last minutes of the episode :)))