Episode Rating: 8.2/10.0

The only redeeming quality of the female Natsuru as of right now is that she looks hot and knows how to look cute. The retardation that the author’s portray in Natsuru’s character is so incredulous that if they wanted me (or other viewers) to hate the crap out of him, it worked! And the fact that he’s helping that bitch Sakura makes my hate for him/her even greater.

This would have been a great scene for us men to get a boner out of. Too bad it wasn’t shown :(

Besides that, look around the characters – the room is full of those retarded dolls and is completely big. Who the fuck would collect shit like that? Only a 6-9 year old girl would if you ask me. Shit, Sakura needs some counseling.

The thing is, all women are bisexual (as stated by BakaRaptor before) and as a result they should feel free tribbing one another and kissing. It gives us men a bigger boner, I say.

But if he were a man, the only time it is OK to kiss a man is if you’re a homosexual OR if he’s your dad. Any other time and that is NOT ok.

Look at that woman’s fucking big room. And look at what’s in it. It must have cost millions for that slut to get that many dolls in there. What is wrong with her? Does she have some sort of fetish for dolls? Shit, this reminds me of that one Manga I do not remember that had this woman who had a fetish for dolls. Yeah, that’s where that fetish came from…

Sakura’s probably into BDSM anyways – they’re toys like the dolls, too.

I like Mikoto; she isn’t attached to Natsuru like the others. She treats him like a real human being and doesn’t follow him around like everyone else (or does she…?)

I wouldn’t mind a Mikoto x Natsuru ending, but I would like it better if it was someone else.

Man, I gotta hate on Sakura. The very sentence “I can do whatever I want.” pisses me off so much that I want to stab her to death. That attitude comes from only rich, spoiled, lecherous snots who doesn’t even know the value of a dollar or life yet. All she wants is to touch Natsuru all over. Shit, the only one who I would feel ok for that to happen is Akane and Shizuka. And Mikoto, if she wanted to.

The moderators are probably the only smart ones in this show. Maybe it’s because they don’t have a sex drive that they’re able to see life as it really is – not sexual.

I like how Akane keeps on popping up to pussy block Sakura from doing shit. It’s great. What I hate is when that whore biscuit tries to block Akane from getting some cock/pussy (I really don’t know which she’s really after).

You know, I was really hoping that Akane would be able to completely say “I love you” just so that something will happen between the two. I felt saddened by this but also hopeful for the future that she will be able to completely say it later. I might have said this before, but red-head Akane is my favorite woman in this Anime.

Besides that, I would think that if a woman says the word “I love” and is stammering a bit that the next would is 90% likely to be “you.” Maybe Anime hasn’t reached the world of Kampfer. And maybe that’s why Natsuru is completely dumb.

When you think about it, Natsuru shouldn’t be the ONLY originally-male Kampfer, right? When will there be more characters who are really men but can transform into hot women? And when that happens, are they courageous enough to do a lot of hentai-ish stuff? Shit that would make an awesome Hentai.

Shizuka’s cuteness and beauty is well shown here if you ask me. I never seriously thought of her as a real candidate for the male protagonist but now I do. Is there by any chance a way for Natsuru to just be killed and replaced by a smarter, stronger man? I would suggest Krauser Johannes II.

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