Episode Rating: 8.8/10.0

For just about any straight man, if he were to see a hot woman wearing some skimpy apron in the morning he would have a woody. Well, to be exact waking up one should have it already. But seeing this he should be tempted to do what Krauser Johannes II does the best: REIPU (Rape). Now, if you look at Natsuru he seems to be a bit scared of such things. Seriously, I think he’s a homosexual no matter what forms he is in.

When I see this with the orange haired Akane, I don’t exactly feel the same as with the red headed one. It’s kind of obvious, though: They are literally two people, but they just share the same memory. If it was the redheaded Akane, I would expect her to say “What is that bitch doing with that faggot ¹?” or something alike. Still, this was kinda cute. Her face just doesn’t seem right for doing that jealous expression.

So at this point I think the author of this series started to care less about how characters look. I mean, the eye placement of the characters in a few scenes are a bit misplaced and mishapen. Take Sakura for example – this whore biscuit has her eyes a bit messed up and to add to it, she looks like one of those women who are desperate for love/their love.

It’s probably obvious, but I like how they draw them; they look really hot and beautiful. I’d bang them both. Seriously.

My hate for Akane burns with the passion of 1000 burning suns. And I assure you this is not the burning passion of love. Mikoto’s Kampfer form is pretty hot; she looks more mature and sophisticated. I find it funny that she uses a sword and Natsuru uses magic. Shouldn’t the man be the one with the sword? If you know what I mean that is…

Akane to the rescue = I likes. Her bitchy attitude = I likes. She always can place a smile on my face. She says the funniest shit, I swear. It’s also great at how she’s very protective of Natsuru – I think she’s actually stalking her everywhere to make sure nothing happens. But if we were to see Akane’s sad and jealous face, I think it would just make us all sad. Seriously, the creator of Kampfer should just make the two permanently be together ².

But hey, at least Natsuru was able to manually transform back. That at least shows some improvement. And hey, the beginning of this episode said that he didn’t get a nosebleed everytime he saw himself [naked]. What does this mean? He’s learning some control. Maybe that’s why he didn’t get a morning woody – he controlled his member.

Mikoto, what you said first and what you said second does not make sense. At least to me it doesn’t. Does that mean being a lesbian means you’ll have large breasts? Or is she saying that Natsuru’s member is large and in compensation as a women he has large breasts. That would be fucked up.

I really, really dislike Sakura.

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1. 1) An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2) A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley. [↩]
2. As in be boyfriend and girlfriend and later marry. [↩]

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