How I rate the Hayate no Gotoku girls (HINAGIKU > MARIA)

Aizen Jul 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM 16 Comments
Maria < Miki - Because Miki is that cute.

Maria < Miki - Because Miki is that cute.

Athena > Isumi - because Athena is tsundere.

Athena > Isumi - because Athena is tsundere.

Sakuya > Miki - BECAUSE SHUT UP D;

Sakuya > Miki - BECAUSE SHUT UP D;

Nagi < Athena - because Nagi wasn't Hayate's first.

Nagi < Athena - because Nagi wasn't Hayate's first.

Nagi < Isumi - because Isumi is a clutz and Nagi is just unhealthy

Nagi < Isumi - because Isumi has is more dere than Nagi

Izumi > Sakuya - because Izumi is clumsy and Sakuya isn't

Izumi > Sakuya - because Izumi is an airhead and Sakuya isn't

Nagi > Izumi - because Nagi

Nagi > Izumi - because Nagi is tsundere

Isumi > Izumi - because Isumi actually owned Hayate and is more of an airhead

Isumi > Izumi - because Isumi owned Hayate and is more of an airhead

Sonia > Risa - because Sonia isn't annoying

Sonia > Risa - because Sonia isn't annoying

Sakuya > Chiharu - because Sakuya has more screentime

Sakuya > Chiharu - because Sakuya has more screentime

Nagi > Nishizawa - because Nagi is tsundere

Nagi > Nishizawa - because Nagi is tsundere

Nagi > Chiharu - because Nagi is a protagonist

Nagi > Chiharu - because Nagi has more screentime

Chiharu > Miki - because Chiharu is just hotter

Chiharu > Miki - because Chiharu is just hotter

Saki > Sonia - because Sonia knows she's a shotacon

Saki > Sonia - because Sonia knows she's a shotacon

Yukiji < Risa - because I hate Yukiji

Yukiji < Risa - because I hate Yukiji

Risa < Saki - because Saki gets more screen time and is more hot

Risa < Saki - because Saki gets more screen time and is more hot

Maria > Saki - because Maria is a better maid and her hair is genuine

Maria > Saki - because Maria is a better maid and her hair is genuine

Maria < Nishizawa - because, for some reason, I like Nishizawa better

Maria < Nishizawa - because, for some reason, I like Nishizawa better

Chiharu > Maria - because cosplaying look better than real maids

Chiharu > Maria - because cosplaying look better than real maids

Sonia > Yukiji - because I hate Yukiji

Sonia > Yukiji - because I hate Yukiji

Nagi > Miki - because Nagi has more screentime

Nagi > Miki - because Nagi has more screentime

Athena > Nishizawa - because Athena is hotter

Athena > Nishizawa - because Athena is hotter

Saki > Yukiji - because I hate Yukiji

Saki > Yukiji - because I hate Yukiji

Nishizawa > Saki - because Nishizawa isn't, in any ways, a shotacon

Nishizawa > Saki - because Nishizawa isn't, in any ways, a shotacon

Miki > Nishizawa - because...? I don't know; I just like Miki better

Miki > Nishizawa - because in my mind, Miki has more sex appeal

Nagi > Maria - because Nagi is more tsundere

Nagi > Maria - because Nagi is more tsundere

Chiharu > Nishizawa - because cosplaying is better than a hamster

Chiharu > Nishizawa - because cosplaying is better than a hamster

AND LAST BUT NOT FCUKING LEAST:
Hinagiku > Athena - because Hinagiku is like an Athena 2.0

Hinagiku > Athena - because Hinagiku is like 10 Athenas combined together

Thanks to Veto (or CSC; his site: http://csc.animespeak.net/) for making this list for me. If you can actually paste back the correct order, congrats to you. You just wasted a few minute (if not hours/days) trying to figure out how I rate the girls.

Literally, I just made up the reasons. So yeah, that’s that.

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  • Rockfest said:

    Hinagiku
    Athena
    Isumi
    Nagi
    Izumi
    Sakuya
    Chiharu
    Miki
    Nishizawa
    Maria
    Saki
    Sonia
    Risa
    Yukiji

    Time wasted: about 5 minutes.  Izumi and Isumi got me mixed up at 1st.

  • Panther said:

    Hina > all, you hate Yukiji. End of analysis.
    Oh, and Nagi gets more screentime.
    30 seconds.

  • Seinime said:

    Rofl, surprised that my hosting got mentioned. So in other words Aizen?
     

  • Aizen (registered) said:

    @Seinime: Fuck yeah.

  • Eri (registered) said:

    @Seinime You sure didn’t take long to make that image but it made me laugh for a moment

  • TJ said:

    good thing I read the comments or else I would have wated 5 minutes of my life.

  • hmhmhmhmmmm said:

    Hermione>everyone else.

  • Honeyichigo said:

    @hmhmhmhmmmm:  Feck yes. End of discussion.

  • unknown said:

    Sorry, but Athena outclass Hinagiku in every aspect.
    Intelligence, Beauty(yes, Athena is hotter than Hina), Wealth, Strength
    Last but not least, she is the person Hayate loves.
     

  • Aizen (registered) said:

    @unknown: Who has pink hair? Yeah, I thought so :>

  • unknown said:

    Pink Hair? Lacus Clyne? -.-
    I guess judging a character by the color of her hair is very judgmental and persuasive.

  • Aizen (registered) said:

    Uh… she has… UR MOM D:

  • unknown said:

    Excuse me sir, but is this your website?
    If so, you must understand “Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam” right? Or are you too incompetent to understand the meaning of such difficult words? If so…
    I must say, UR MOM :D must be really sad.
     

  • Aizen (registered) said:

    Chill bro, there’s no fire here. Only clowns and whatnot. This is not a fight nor is it an altercation. It’s just to state my opinions.

    And my opinion, at the time, was only to show whom I like better, not why I like whom better. If I wanted to state such matters, I would have given you serious responses. So relax and have fun; it’s not cool to have a tight ass up here.

  • unknown said:

    Please, if you want a calm conversation, do not bring another person’s mom out as a joke. That is insulting with a “tight ass” intention you are. ^^ I rest my case.

  • Aizen (registered) said:

    Well, if you don’t understand the world of jokes you better start. Blatantly put I never intended to offend and I thought any average person who watches Anime would know the difference between a joke and serious intentions. So going by what you’re saying, I will assume that I have offended you by speaking of your mom. I’m sorry that it has offended you and I will note to speak in a more serious manner to you in the future.

    Besides, I don’t look for people who are assholes. I look for people who can take a joke. And I’m not look at you, that’s for sure. Post closed.