Being an Otaku Sucks #3 – Real Girls

Aizen Aug 17, 2009 at 9:45 AM 5 Comments
Who the hell will notice that?

Who the hell will notice that?

Becoming an Otaku might make you connect scenes from an Anime/Manga that is completely irrelevant or completely hilarious.
Why do they use their brilliant minds to connect shit like this instead of studying or doing something better in life? This is my “Funny Images #3″.
I'd like to actually bang real things. They feel much better.

I'd like to actually bang real things. They feel much better.

So Otakus generally like 2d girls. They suck because they fear getting real girls and so they pry into a fake character who is nothing like a real girl.
These innocent girls who are their ideal being and is known to fall in love with the protagonist are just about any person’s dream girl.
But don’t get me wrong – I assume that most Otakus like Anime and Manga because it’s an escape from reality.
But it goes just so far. When you make it public to say that you would rather love a fake girl than a real girl you must be mentally ill.
Real girls are ones you can fuck. Fake girls are ones you jack off to. Real girls can make you real babies. Fake girls can’t make you real babies.
Really, seeing people in love with an Anime girl (or guy) really shows me that Otakus suck. And when I say Otakus, I mean those hard core ones who take Anime and Manga way too seriously.
Seriously, ysosrs? It’s cool if you’re joking around but if you aren’t you just suck. Get a life. Being an Otaku sucks.

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5 Comments »

  • 53RG10 said:

    Real girls can make you real babies.

    Do not want. >_>
    But that doesn’t mean Real < Anime! ^_^’
    There are only a few who actually take it too far…but those few are the ones on the news and the ones pointed out to when talking about otaku and their ‘waifu’…it takes only one to screw everything up for everyone else.

  • Kairu said:

    Oh lawds. 69.

  • billy said:

    real girls give better head;)

  • doc.Q said:

    You forgot to state anything about personality. Sod how it feels when you fuck ‘em. If your gonna point out a real problem, point out an important one, like the fact manga characters dont love back.

  • zazuge said:

    well i didn’t get the haruhi reference
    didn’t watch it ^^

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