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Being an Otaku Sucks #2 – Otakus have disgusting fetishes
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Being an Otaku brings out weird fetishes
I’ve never met an Otaku who ever drooled over pictures of chubby girls. Why? Well, Anime/Manga is more or less showing little flaws within a person – you don’t see their disfigurements. Who have ever seen some character in an Anime/Manga who had a ton of acne and STILL said “MOE!!!”? I sure as hell didn’t. Plus, the personality of an Anime/Manga character is warped so that people will think “Oh, that 2D girl’s pants would be perfect for my long small prick.” But that’s not what I’m talking about in this post – no, not today. What I’m talking about today is the increasing amount of fetish loving Otakus 2. I don’t care how much you deny it, but Anime has brought forth some sort of fetish inside of you that makes you a sick bastard. What are some of these fetishes which plagues the mind of many Otaku and people who are becoming one 3?
A few fetish which I know people actively look at are loli, furry, futanari, and guro. What is loli? Loli is a little kid — a girl to be exact. They like to see how cute and small a little girl’s body is. Some people like to watch as little girls are raped/screwed. A furry is just an animal or a person who has animal features – such as a person who has cat ears. Yes, this includes little animals, hence the word “fur” in it. Really, it’s just having an interest in things which has fur. A futanari is a person who has both a dick and breasts. Sometimes the dick has balls, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it even has a vagina as its balls. Guro is can be summarized as “S&M”, where people piss, shit, vomit, etc. on others. Hell, they can even slice one another and feel aroused.
1. Loli Fetish
Surely liking little girls isn’t new – but it’s becoming more popular. People are indeed getting caught with it and they are indeed going to jail. What is wrong with liking little kids? Nothing much. What is wrong with a guy drooling over little kids and wanting to stick their fucking dick up their vag/ass? Too much to even speak of. Like the dinosaur said, don’t try to screw a little girl just because they don’t know what’s the difference between your small dick and a big one. Scratch that, don’t try to screw them for any reason at all. I’m sure you wouldn’t like it if some old geezer went up to you and started sodomizing you just because he thought you didn’t know how other old dicks look like, now, would you?
Someone once told me that if you like loli, that means you actually like men because little girls have no breasts; you like flat chested people. By thet logic, if you’re a lolicon that makes you gay as well, right? Another thing to note: Bisexual to Loli to Shota to Gay. Where are YOU now?
But do I endorse loli? No. I just like joking about it.
2. Furry Fetish
I’ve never met an Otaku who ever drooled over a cat. And if you are one who does that, stay the hell away from me. Why the hell would you ever like a cat/dog/etc? If you think it’s cute, fine. But if you think a person should dress up as a fox and start having other people fuck it, that is dead wrong. Doing that is the gayest shit that can ever happen. For instance, what if a guy is inside a dog costume which happens to be a figure of a female animal. A bunch of guys see it and starts to screw that costume’s ass as its open, thinking they screwed a girl. But in reality, they’re gay little douches because they tapped another guy’s ass. And another thing, bestiality falls into this category. So that means if you like to consummate with animals, you’re a furfag. Yes, that’s what you’ll be called if you have a furry fetish – a furfag. Plus, if you like a girl only because she has animal parts, you better stay the hell away from me because if I were to be next to you and you happen to see a chicken, I do NOT want to see you consummating it.
One more thing to note: If you like to see someone dress up as an animal to feel aroused, you obviously don’t like that someone. You just like fantasizing that that someone is really an animal to try and hide the fact that you’re a furfag. There’s a reason for why they call it furry as well. If you remove an r from furry you get fury. Got that? So screw furry and applaud fury. Wanna get over furry? Visit here. A few scrolls down that page and I totally hated furry.
3. Futanari Fetish
I’d say that it’s mostly in that gray area when screwing futa, if you’re doing the screwing, then its more towards the straight side. If you’re getting screwed by a futa, it’s most certainly gay. If you’re fondling her(his?) breasts at the same time, it would lean more towards bi, but still pretty gay. Overall, bi is probably the best way to describe sex with futa. — ortega 4
Overall to me, it’s a really controversial thing. Does liking a person who has a hot body but has a dick make you gay? Hmm… Hot body top… a dick at the bottom. Yes. It does make you gay. Sorry guys, but it just does. Why else will they have a dick? Because they’re an f-ing transvestite/newhalf/whatever you want to call them. They want to be screwed up the ass or screw you up the ass. It’s as simple as that. What about hermaphrodites? You know, those genetically born-as-a-futanari people? Well no, that person is actually a guy who took too much steroids and tried to balance it out with estrogen. So feel proud about yourself – if you like futanari you’re 95%, if not 100%, gay. But let’s look at this at a real-life scale. If you saw a real person who is a futanari, would you still feel aroused 5? I sure as hell wouldn’t.
4. Guro Fetish
Why the hell would you like this shit? No literally, does being a masochist or sadist really give one pleasure? It’s sickening to see someone have sex with a person who has shit covered over them and are bleeding all over. In fact, why would you start whipping another person? Cause you like them? No, because you’re a violent little prick who likes to emulate fear to compensate for the fact that you have a small penis. Stop whipping them and really, stop trying to beat them near to death because that obviously will mean that you’ll even kill him/her. That is not love and that is not because that person does not know any other form of love. Think of it like this: You are a male. You are surrounded by 5 other males who wants to beat the shit out of you. When they do beat the shit out of you, did they do it out of love or because they hate the shit out of you?
More or less, it would be best if you were to NOT have any of the above fetish. It’s just better not to.
Annotations
1. Disclaimer: This post is only for satire and is in no way trying to start innuendos of other people nor is it trying to demean other groups of people. [↩]
2. This is NOT limited to Otakus but to others as well, just that Otakus are the growing portion of this craze [↩]
3. Sadly me as well. But I'm trying to get out of it. Somehow. [↩]
4. A dinosaur. [↩]
5. A Yes means Yes to homosexuality. Congratulations (THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT). [↩]
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You ain’t seen nothing yet, my dear friend.
Loli is a pretty disgusting fetish I should say. Those are little kids. Come on!
But I gotta say I love them :D
It is a sad thing. I am really into turtles. I like turtles.
Sex with tranny prostitutes is actually a totally straight thing. Gays VERY rarely do that.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/march-25-2009,25624/
So what’s the deal with cat ears? If they turn you on, does that make you a
zoophilefurry? They seem quite popular these days, yet everyone hates on the the furries.Disgusting fetishes eh? Disgust is only in the the eyes of the non beholder (or the one not under the fetish).
Aizen, one day I shall don my Mariya cosplay, find you, and shove my cock into your mouth. And you will like it.
Except that would make me gay, and I’m not gay, so never mind.
But honestly, you think otaku are the only people with these fetishes or something? And you don’t think there’s far worse in the world?
@Seinime: I’ve seen enough! Well, the four I picked were the ones that I basically considered “major” and well, really popular in 4chan and crap. ‘course there’s the trap fetish and other crap, but that would pretty much kill the “futanari” section. But if there are other fetishes that I don’t know of… well, I don’t know it.
@Kairu Ishimaru: Just don’t have wet dreams, now :D
@The Sojourner: I really like to drink turtle soup.
@jpmeyer: If the tranny doesn’t have a dick and you didn’t know he was a tranny, then it means you’re borderline gay (lest you chose to be gay afterwards). Then again, if you never knew that that tranny was a guy you can still consider yourself straight. If you knew he was a tranny OR that you saw a dick and still had sex with him, you’re gay. I mean, c’mon. Just because gay people don’t do it doesn’t mean it doesn’t define you as a gay person. That’s just what I think :P
@Baka-Raptor: If you asked me, people are mistakenly thinking that just because they like girls with cat ears that makes them normal and not a furfag. But really, if they like the cat ears and not the girl, they’re a furfag; they don’t care who the cat ears are on.
@7: Been there done that. No, seriously.
@IcyStorm: Goddamnit, I do not want to see a Mariya cosplay by a guy ;=;
I think that in the community of “Otakus,” they are growing in numbers for weird fetishes. There are definitely worse people out there and definitely worse fetishes, but I’m picking on the Otakus because it’s there and well, it just needs to be said. But what can I say? Just about 60% of the people in my school actually are secret Otakus while 10% don’t care for what they’re categorized. Everyday someone picks up a Manga and falls into the abyss of Otaku-hood. I’m not saying I’m not part of the Otaku crowd but I’m saying that being in it brings up a lot of things which people accept but never really think poorly of (though, why would you?)
@Baka-Raptor: Do you find furry ears redundant? Why anyone would need 4 ears seems inefficient to me.
@Aizen: Just blame the internet. That’s all you can do.
@The Sojourner: you and Hamato Yoshi.
“Just blame the internet. That’s all you can do.
Indeed man, indeed. And yes, notorious 4chan included.
But really, to take it seriously, those not into anime have disturbing fetishes as well. I mean hey, for example, S/M and loli isn’t limited to only anime — though I got to admit, anime opened up bigger possibilities since it’s… drawn.
“I’m picking on the Otakus because it’s there and well, it just needs to be said.”
Otakus are more prominent, easier to pick on. They just you know, stand out more.
Homosexuality is a social construct. It most certainly does not simply mean “has sex with men”.
LOL 4chan
As long as you don’t have to see it, and as long as it’s all virtual and graphical nonsense and no real person or animal is harmed, I really don’t see what the problem is. Other people’s fetishes are other people’ fetishes and they should be no concern of yours.
@purelyshin: True that.
@Lehq: Exactly. Really, there are too many Otakus who have some weird fetish just because they like 2D stuff.
@Omisyth: LOL
@Kiri: Having thoughts of it makes it better? Well, as long as you don’t speak it. And really, haven’t you ever thought that media influences your actions? i.e. if you see too much furry sex you might just want to try it yourself like that guy in @jpmeyer’s link?
Thoughts are harmless as long as they remain thoughts. I don’t really feel like media influence can be blamed for extreme actions — ie, porn can’t be blamed for rape, violent video games can’t be blamed for school shootings, and furry porn can’t be blamed for zoophilia. The people prone to commit those acts would regardless of the virtual media they have access to, but everyone that has access to the media can’t be judged capable of commiting those acts. I’m confident that there are tons and tons of people who enjoy watching/reading about weird fetishes but have absolutely no desire to ever act on them.
@Kiri: Porn can’t be blamed for rape? Where else will they learn about it to please themselves? There’s the right hand rule but that can’t be too satisfying to a man, now, can it? Violent video games doesn’t start school shootings be adds a “click” to it, if you know what I mean. And furry porn, well, I already said my say for it.
So is it OK for people to look at all that fetish and say online, “I’d screw that cat”? I sure as hell won’t go “LOL” on that. Plus, media isn’t always steering towards physical action – it even goes towards mental. In all truth, most people withhold those thoughts and instead just blurt it all out online. And when they meet someone who they think have similar interests as them, they say so much crap that it makes you can’t help but feel sick of it.
Now let me state this straight and seriously: I don’t care if you have a weird fetish like furry or crap like that. I don’t care about that guy who thought having sex with a tranny was gay experience. I don’t even care about that guy who had child pornography. I just feel that these type of fetishes are becoming overly popular with people and wanted to make fun of it a bit.
What do I want done about these fetishes? Nothing.
Did I have intentions of converting people out of these fetishes? Yes.
Did I intend to offend any group, person, et. al? No.
What was my goal in this post? To be satirically informational and to have people laugh at the end of it.
I suppose this is just speculation, but I’d say that rape and other violent, sexual crimes are more prominent in places where there is less education, not where there is more porn. After all, if these strange fetishes are an otaku phenomenon, you’d think that Japan would have a higher crime rate. You could argue that there does seem to be a lot of news of Japanese perverts, but I think the high population density there makes for more reported incidents than say, the US. Like I said, people already mentally imbalanced might be attracted to porn or violent video games, but not all those attracted to porn or violent video games are mentally imbalanced, so I think it’s unfair to focus on that correlation. It’s why I also think a lot of new censorship laws are getting out of hand.
As far as people making comments about their fetishes online, most people would probably take it in a joking manner since the aforementioned fetishes aren’t exactly widely accepted. I don’t expect that everyone would (or should) simply respond with a “lol,” but I don’t see a need to rail against the subjects either. If it comes down to it, yes, I do think it’d be preferrable if fetishists took discussions somewhere outside of a public forum, but hey, if it bothers you, you don’t need to read it, etc.
I guess I can understand your concern with questionable fetishes getting too popular, especially if you’re worried about them spilling over into reality. I’m sorry if I just took your post too seriously — I guess I just feel pretty strongly about the “to each his own” philosophy and don’t think that there’s a need to try and herd people away from whatever happens to interest them as long as they aren’t hurting anyone. :>
So much for “there’s no accounting for taste?”
Your reasoning skills are that of a pre–pubescant hick. Very well articulated though.
If that’s what you were going for, bravo.
Also, if you want to hate anyone that belongs in any of these groups, that doesn’t really bother me; but I feel trying to ‘convert’ people like a religious asshole is stupid.
No really, I’m not converting anyone. I just wanted to say what I didn’t like about some Otakus in a humorous manner. Bravo 2 u for srsness. And to think that anyone would takes my posts with total srsness…
In all truth and honesty, I just made shit up. There you have it. lulz
Bleh! Totally!
Ugh, my stomach feels weird now (especially after checking upon the furry fetish). It’s totally out of discussion, it’s just GROSS!
what manga is this?
@sukides: http://www.onemanga.com/Ai_Kora/
don’t blame people for your odd way of making fun of it ^^
i think you’ve spent too much time on encyclopediadramatica.com
well did you read Ambrose Bierce’s The devil’s Dictionnary?
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/972
it’s in the same vein ^^
when i sank in Otakuism i had a classical busty girls fetish
now i’m into futanari and other strange things
and recently i’m starting to apreciate lolis
i think i’ve fallen too deep
maybe you are right when you say that otaku culture infect you with new fetishs
we really need some help to recover or w’ll be lost
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i’m enjoying Aikora (this manga hint at a kind of a cure for fetishs)