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5 Situations You Should Think About
1. A female tranny (lets say she has a permanently attached dick) has sex with a male tranny. They are not whores/prostitutes/etc. To add to the twist, they both say they love one another. Would you call them gay and why? (Tranny = Transexual)
2. Look at the image above. You are to stab to death 10, literally eat 1, and rape the last. Who would you kill, eat, and rape?
3. You are asleep and wake up to see a transparent (male) ghost sodomizing your ass. You can’t feel anything that that ghost is doing. What do you do?
4. Your best friend tells you that friends protect one another and you agree. One minute later, a big black guy holds a gun in front of your friend’s face and tells you, “I’ll kill this mothafucka if you don’t suck mah dick.” What will you do?
5. Let’s say you’re an atheist. You go down the street and are about to walk past a church. A female Christian recruiter pops up and says, “You there son, do you believe in Jesus?” You reply “No, I’m an Otaku who believes in Haruhism.” Then she rips up her robe and makes herself look as if she was attacked (raped). She then says to you, “If you don’t want to go to jail for attempted rape, believe in Him.” What will you do?
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For me:
1) Based on their original sex, no. Based on my belief, yes. They’re both “the same gender” at that point so I would call them gay.
2) I would eat Kyonko (The middle right one) and rape the brown haired girl at the far right.
3) Go back to sleep and hope that I was dreaming.
4) Bye bye best friend ;( If it wasn’t for the “suck mah dick” part I would have completely helped you.
5) Normally my intar-web thoughts would tell me “Rape then go to jail. Might as well have some fun before it, eh?” but in the end I would really just submit to Christianity for a day or so and see if I can escape it, if possible.
1. No, because ‘gay’ has become an insulting term and ‘homosexual’ would be a better word.
2. Wait, so that means you can kill, rape, and eat the same person? Kyon Kyonko.
3. I sleep face up, and ghosts can physically turn me over!
I would use my newfound x-ray vision to fight crime.
4. Escape from Gitmo
5. Become a martyr for Haruhiism
1.) Gay
2.) From left, stab all except #8 and #9, eat #9. Rape #8 because she looks like she coudl take a load to the face.
3.) Take a picture
4.) Although your friend might live, you will live a cursed life due to STDs; No.
5.) Say to the woman “stunts likes those only work in anime.”
1. I refuse to answer because of lack of understanding.
2. I would rape the second megane girl from the right and refuse to eat somebody, because I already get ill when I think about it. We’re civilized people.
3. I would ask what the after-death life is like.
4. Is there an option to call a girl to do that? Or a gay guy? If no, sorry my friend.
5. I would say “No chance, sorry, in addition I’m also jewish.” Two things can happen afterwards – 1. the girl gives up or 2. she attempts to kill me.
You desperately need my advice.
1. Um, as long as they’re happy, shouldn’t it not matter?
2. Kill everyone else but Yuki and Haruhi, eat Yuki cause she wouldn’t care, and isn’t human, and I’d seduce Haruhi rather then rape her.
3. Yell at him for not making it enjoyable. If I’m going to get surprise buttsex, it better be good.
4. Cut off his Johney. That’s what Eden of the East taught me to do.
5. I do believe in that stuff, so I’m safe.
1.Because of the physical they are straight, and originally straight, but it also depends does the women still have a vagina?
2.From the left, Rape the third girl but if allowed date her, and eat the eleventh(because she looks like a bitch, oh! and i’d eat her alive) and kill the rest and if the others taste good i guess i’d eat them too.
3.First i would ask that bitch “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BITCH?” and second i would call the ghost-busters on his ass.
4.First of all i would never agree to that because i’m not stupid, and second i’m have a gun license so i would pull my gun out.
5.well since i had the gusto to kill 10 girls in question one i would just kidnapp her then actually rape her third kill her then douse the body in gas burn her body then dump her remains in the nearest ocean even if it requires a roadtrip.
Aren’t I a Bitch?
1. straight.even if she has a dick, you said female tranny and male tranny, so theyre having ot off with the ‘opposite’ sex.
2.seems a shame to kill em all without fuckin em.and maybe im hungry…eh, il rape the girl far right, and eat the redhead(she looks tender).take the rest as they come:)
3.cant feel it?then who gives a fuck.i go back to sleep and ignore the incorporeal little boywhore.
4.pretend like im going to , then smash his balls into his throat with my fist.then, id fuckin shoot his bits to pieces and leave him to die.nobody fucks with my friends
5.tell her she can get fucked.if she tries to set me up, her entire family line will see her maker very soon.and she’ll get to watch.with no arms or legs.and maybe something else cruel too XD
First things first: I laughed my a** out with all these different answers!
Now let’s write about my thoughts:
1. No idea. But in war and sex, everything’s allowed! If they feel good about it, I have no problems AND no business.
2. Rape Kyon and then eat Kyonko (The rest of them are already dead.) Itadakimasu!!!
3. I’m not wearing my contacts PLUS I don’t feel anything at all so I think it’s my imagination and go back to sleep or I’ll be late for school tomorrow. It’s my last year, after all, so I’d better have a good face!
4. Disarm him and take his gun. “Kiss my a**, loser!” Then shoot Johney and run for it!(Sorry, it’s all fictional but it’d be nice if I could do it in style, at least!). Talking about reality… I’m not really sure if I have friends worth having a shot for… Sorry!
5. “So you like lesbian? Hmm… Sorry, I’m already a Christian, so I’m out.”