PROOF :

READ ON FOR PURELYSHIN’S ABRIDGED VERSION…

Using a K instead of a C. Both Classy and German.

Teito decides to land shipwreck style. And by ship I mean his body and by wreck I mean spread eagle on his head…

…in a crevasse of the non gay kind.

Teito realizes that his mood swings are accompanied by spotting.

We meet Frau…..(snort) What a manly name.

…Castor…

…and……Laborador….who is doing his best Lab impression at this moment.

Frau senses danger….of the bishonen kind.

Teito is apparently aerodynamically attracted to men who want to rape him.

I rest my case.

Meanwhile….Ayanami talks to Gramps about loosing sight of Teito. It took me a minute…but Ayanami’s distinctive baratone voice suddenly clicked and I remembered why he sounded so familiar. Hayami Shou

I.E. Crazy Ass Muraki from Yami no Matsuei

Disgruntled ill fitting hat Lackeys search for Teito and realize that he has unknowably sook sanctuary.

Sanctuaries with awesome canned photoshop mosaic filters.

Nope….nothing homosexual about this picture.

Teito decides to do his best puppy impression. Probably to impress Laborador.

….ok this just screams rape.

…and he knows it too.

Teito remembers shit.

Teito awakens to three young nuns….again, something seems familiar.

Ah, yes…careful, these nurses have penises. see princess princess

They unleash magical scrubbing bubble gay powers and lift Teito to safety.

Nun date rapes him.

The pink one tries to make him eat this supposed “medicine”. Then date rapes him.

Teito sees a kid with a tat. Turns out it’s actually the curse of Verloren. Hm….any coincidence that Teito has a tat too?

Teito accidentally bumps into one of the Olsen Twins.

Frau runs off with porn and a young boy….hm.

Another vain attempt to assure us that the main characters are straight.

This is Frau’s porn face.

We get a glimpse of the sealed Verloren. I suspect that he’s a tranny. There could be penciled in eyebrows under that cloak…

…we just don’t know.

Teito Remembers cute shit.

Laborador gives us all a preview of his chart topping remix single “Purple Gayz”

If  he doesn’t learn to love Teito, and earn his love in return before the last petal falls. He will forever remain a laborador.

Still anticipating rape.

Blank Sex Offender Stare Attacku!!!!

THOUGHTS:

Overall this episode wasn’t quite as good as the last one. However, there was some good plot progression and it definitely wasn’t filler. The music once again carried the show and added emotion and energy to each scene. I really got to like Teito more…and so did new male characters. However, the Ayanami/Mikage moments were similar to a dragon ball Z battle where the characters spend the whole 23 minutes flying. Regardless, I’ll be reporting in next ep. 

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